memefuckery:

intellectualpizza:

memefuckery:

I had a hermit crab and a dollhouse…..

SWEET BABY JESUS I THOUGHT IT WAS A NORMAL HOUSE AND YOU HAD SOME SORT OF HUGE ASS CRUSTACEAN LIVING IN IT AND I ALMOST PASSED OUT

It’s okay, like 12 other people thought that

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tastefullyoffensive:

[myifanw]

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frankincennamon:

egobus:

dionysus and apollo have quickly become two of my favourite greek gods 

so I looked them up and I found my new favourite picture 

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look at their faces 

look at how fucking drunk dionysus is 

look at apollo 

look at his face

so judgmental 

i love it 

Wait a second…

Is that…

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tastefullyoffensive:

[theawkwardyeti]

tastefullyoffensive:

[theawkwardyeti]

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nerdymelly:

I get emotionally attached to anyone nice to me and scare them away. That is my problem.

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cuntsbelike:

Forreal do you get off on numbers and letters?

cuntsbelike:

Forreal do you get off on numbers and letters?

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How guys take dick pics

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bigrnac:

“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row

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apricockjam:

visiters:

that “thirsty” dude hitting you up and checking up on you all the time is probably the dude that actually cares about you.

Oh shut the fuck up girls have no obligation to date guys just because they show basic kindness towards them, stop guilting girls into liking you back

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